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Spoof: cell phone class action

Posted by smeddum on December 5, 2008

Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries

Written by David David The Spoof

Story written: 29 November 2008

Blueberry Hill, Ontario, Canada – Plagued by numerous class action suits, Canada’s leading cell phone giant has instructed its lawyers to settle out of court. In a dramatic announcement, spokesperson Briar Patch revealed that an amicable settlement had been reached between all parties. Read the rest of this entry »

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