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Spoof: cell phone class action

Posted by smeddum on December 5, 2008

Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries

Written by David David The Spoof

Story written: 29 November 2008

Blueberry Hill, Ontario, Canada – Plagued by numerous class action suits, Canada’s leading cell phone giant has instructed its lawyers to settle out of court. In a dramatic announcement, spokesperson Briar Patch revealed that an amicable settlement had been reached between all parties. Read the rest of this entry »

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Canada’s Harper Joins G-7 Chorus, Pins Crisis on U.S.

Posted by smeddum on September 28, 2008

Canada’s Harper Joins G-7 Chorus, Pins Crisis on U.S.
By Theophilos Argitis

Sept. 28 (Bloomberg) — Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper said U.S. policies helped create the crisis in financial markets, adding to criticism from other Group of Seven leaders and saying there’s little his government can do to help. Read the rest of this entry »

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Canada gives war resister second chance

Posted by smeddum on July 10, 2008

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